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Someday I’ll be a unicorn.

YOU KEEP TRYING HORSE. THAT DEDICATION IS INSPIRING.

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What did the buffalo say to his son leaving for college?
BISON

How to make new friends.

That’s what I’ve always said.

It’s a miracle!

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

Let minnow when you get there!

This is gold. Everywhere. 

did-you-kno:

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so lonely. THE POOR WHALE.

Steps to help you evolve your views on gay marriage.

anneka:

This is such a cute list with cute examples. <3 

Still can’t understand why anyone is against marriage… O_o It doesn’t affect them… So. uh. yeah, idiots. 

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Maryland.

laughingstation:

maryland is so weird just look at the shape of it

and look at it to the side it looks like a person on the computer sitting on a chair

You will laugh out loud!

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If The Avengers was 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest

allonsy-sherlock:

I love Cracked.

this shit is awesome. 

Me too, Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson.

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